;-) and the Emoticons
Aesthete's Foot
The Affable Frenchmen
Articulate As ****
As If and the Air Quotes
Atlas Frugged
A Very Special Episode of Blossom
Borrowing Joe Orton's Hammer
Britney's Plain, Bitter Sister
Brother, Can You Paradigm?
Christo Draped My Girlfriend's Arse
Classified 'Nads
Corvallis Basement Experience
Ctrl-Alt-ROCK!
Demoted From Übermensch
Does This Dental Dam Taste Like Coleslaw to You?
The Dot-Coms Aren't Hiring Anymore Because The NASDAQ Is Tanking, So We
Were Going To Make An Indie Film, But Then We Saw Blink-182 On MTV And We
Figured, Hey, If They Can Do It, Any Idiot Can Do It, So We Formed This Band
Doubtful It's Mayonnaise
Droppin' Trou With Senor Wences
Dude, Your Mom is HOT!
Durwood Kirby Sleeps On My Living Room Couch
E. Coli and the Food-Borne Illnesses
Ernest Borgnine Naked
The Fact That We Rock Is the Third Secret of Fatima
Fartin' Sartre
Fat, Drunk, And Blowin' Chunks Onstage
Find the $100 Bill Hidden Somewhere in Our Drummer's Pubic Hair
The Fifth, Sixth, Seventh and Eighth Beatles
Five Guys Who Formed a Band And Still Can't Get Laid
The Four Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf
The Four Horsemen of the Disappointing Ending
The Freakin' A's
Garrotted with a Scrunchy
God's Only Nose
Go Foucault Yourself
Graceland Über Alles
The Grumpy Dead
Gynecological Whack-A-Mole
Hava Negilah, No, Have Two
He Called Me A Mook. You Can't Call Me A Mook. What's A Mook?
He Do The Police In Different Hairstyles
Hey...I Think I Know That Tongue
Hissyfit Against the Machine
Hungry Hungry Hypocrites
I Don't Think Presumptive Means What You Think It Means
If 6 Was 9, That'd Be Just Wacky
If You're Ready to Rock and Roll, Press 1 Now
Inscrutable Crouton
I Should Have Been A Pair of Ragged Claws, But Instead I Work Nights At
Wendy's
It Came From Burl Ives' Goatee
I Think My Spirit Guide Is Licking Me
I Want To Die Like Lupe Velez
Kaballah Not Glue
Klaatu Verada Nick Lowe
Labia Menorah (X-rated klezmer band)
Lao-Tsu-Tsu-Tsudio
Leave the Gun, Take the Zamboni
Leg Humped By Quakers
Mack The Naif
Mangione...Or Astromangione?
MC Escher (I tried listening to his album, but I'm not sure where it begins
or ends...)
The Men Who Funk Forgot
My Enormous Mantits
My Nutsack Salutes You
The Trotsky Killers
Nebbishes With Attitude
New Riders of the Gulag Archipelago
Nixon Prayer Session
Noddy Holder's Spell Checker
No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Plotz
There's Godot
Okay, We'll Throw The Girl In Too
Ontogeny Recapitulates Yo' Mama
The Other White Meat
Ophelia Self
The Orangina Monologues
Our Name Is Self-Referential!
Pantsed In Gaza
The Perpetually Queasy
The Putra Faction
The Richard Feynmen
Ringo Ate My Baby
Schroedinger's Cat Scan
Schtup With People
Single Mullet Theory
Sisyphus is a Pusher
The Slouching Wallendas
Sociopath of Least Resistance
Sopping Wet Cusack
Speak, Mummery
Spy In The House of Pancakes
Syd Barrett's Missing Chromosomes Ate My Puppy
Tastes Nothing Like Chicken
That Darn Catheter
These Your Testicles?
Things That Look Like Pudding
Three Chords
Tinky-Winky, La La, Po & Young
Tittie Bar Sinister
Too Idealistic for the Oneida Colony
Tower of Impotence
The Trembling Mohels
Two Tons O' Nun
Ubu Roi G. Biv
Watch It or We'll Give You an Indian Burn
Weasels Who Drive Zambonis
The Weenie Mocks You
We Vishnu a Hare Krishna
What The Hell Happened to the Cat?
When People Were Shorter and Kept Things on Much Lower Shelves
Where The Hell's My Cookie?
Yoko Boingo
Zeppo Marx Was the Funny One!